Tap.

Some times by serendipity,

Some times by necessity ;

Creation is but just a lovely art..

A small bend and formation of an arc!

Amusement abounds in the shapes and sizes; 

Some are curved or lined or some left in crises; 

Yes I mean those tiny serpents that ooze out ale, 

Giving the pangs to their user, leaving them pale!

Some see them as a frightful debauchery...

With hidden tech and sensors in amorous voluptuary!

Each designed to their master’s pecuniary status...

Though it will still be a water dispensing apparatus!!
:-)DKB